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well that was worth it wasnt it!?!?!?
just went to my local cinema to see the new bond film. and why not on a drizzly saturday afternoon ay, but it had been a fair old while since i had last been there and i think i now know why. the price and convenience factors were obvious attractions, and of course not to mention that bond is da man, but here ends the pros, as lets face it 5 squid doesnt buy you much more than a fifty inch screen and it wasnt far off that, i think it wasnt much bigger than my folks wide screen set. then theres the obliagtory sweet bag rustlers sitting next to you, in front of you and behind who, to be fair, mustve thought it their right to do something with the empty packet as the cinema candy charges were above extortionate, i mean bond might have to sort out a load of terrorists holding the world to ransom, but M should try sending him down to reigate cinema who are ruthlessly holding the good poeple of reigate to ransom= £4.10 for a small coke and packet of sweets just isnt cricket!!!!! then as the action reached a climax and the adrenalin started kicking in i had to refrain from doing a bond number on the old dear who was contiuously kicking the back of my seat behind (and by that i dont mean the kind of number he did with terri hatcher, halle berry or lets face it even miss moneypenny, as she mustve secretly got a piece, but the kind he does with the crazy bad dudes who always have to die in totally over-the-top manner), i mean she shouldnt of even been their, thats why we built bingo halls to keep all the nearly deads out of places for real people. but despite the shortcomings of the place the film itself was quite good and the new lad makes a good bond. long may the licence to kill, martini guzzling, gambling addicted, womaniser continue plying his trade......
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the news can be both informative and educational
channel four news yesterday provided great viewing as they were highlighting the growing problems of the afghan poppey/opium trade. well i say problem but not so much for the afghans but just the neighbouring countries- notably iran- who they provide. one overly cheeky and charismatic opium lord allowed channel four news to tag along -as yer do- on a monster drug deal. so here they are, channel four in their sheeky desert wear (looking like theyre the wealthy tzars just along for the buzz), blagging a ride through the desert with these crazy arab gangstas in their 4x4s dodging half hearted bullets from the local sherrifs (yes, i mean whose really gonna put their back into starting a scrap with a bunch of rocket launcher wielding nutters, high on opium, for two camels and a chicken a year?!??!?!), and theyre relaying how theyre gonna do their next drug deal by river. but it beggars belief how easily they can distribute vast amounts of dangerous substances across borders into other countries...... in other news, the new job is going fine, admittedly probably not as well paid as opium dealing but maybe a tad safer, and happier in the knowledge that a third of my hard earned pay is going on tax, what a relief.....
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querida doceizinha!!!!!!!
to my sexy, clever gf who will complete her university degree next week. good luck babe!!! i love you..............
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hen stuff and first day
my first day went well, learning all about the tourism trade, "wanna buy a holiday, buy one get one free, pand a holidays roll up roll up!!!!" in other news my gf had a hen party brasilian styly: 
this was only the start- facial graffiti, then they got up to some real crazy shit which involved cups of coffee and afternoon sandwhiches, not to mention the strippers, crack cocaine and other such debauchery. 
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